Un tableau sans concession de notre République bananière !

A propos de la nouvelle pièce de théatre "Panique à l'Elysée" - "L'auteur de cette pièce de boulevard a imaginé un gouvernement totallement corrompu, pourri jusqu'à la moëlle... Ca se passe en période de crise, le pays est en récession, il y a des millions de chômeurs. Le 1er ministre demande au peuple de se serrer la ceinture et, à  côté de ça, tous ses ministres et secrétaires d'Etat se gavent comme des porcs, sans le moindre état d'âme. Il y a un côté "Les nouveaux monstres" de Dino Risi (...)"

"Notre équipe nationale de foot est une allégorie du gouvernement: nulle, prétentieuse, hautaine et j'menfoutiste. C'est une équipe de privilégiés,  ils ont un vie de rêve, et au lieu de montrer l'exemple, d'être proches des gens, humains, ils se conduisent avec un cynisme et un dédain incroyables. C'est une pièce très noire, qui fait froid dans le dos. Finalement, ce n'est pas un vaudeville: c'est une tragédie".

Chronique de France-Inter du 22 juin 2010 

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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, and author, who won five Grammy Awards^[22] for his comedy albums.

Carlin was noted for his black humor as well as his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5–4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves.(from Wikipedia)

Making the world's information universally accessible is a key goal for Google. Language is one of our biggest challenges so we have targeted our efforts on removing language barriers between the species. We are excited to introduce Translate for Animals, an Android application which we hope will allow us to better understand our animal friends. We've always been a pet-friendly company at Google, and we hope that Translate for Animals encourages greater interaction and understanding between animal and human.

Translate for Animals is an application for Android phones that recognises and transcribes words and phrases that are common to a species, like cats for example. To develop Translate for Animals, we worked closely with many of the world's top language synthesis teams, and with leaders in the field of animal cognitive linguistics, including senior fellows at the Bodleian Library in Oxford. 

Take a tour of Translate for Animals!

• Step 1: How to begin

  On your Android phone, go to Android Market and search for "Translate for Animals" to download the app.

  

• Step 2. Opening the app

  Once the app is installed, touch the "Translate for Animals" app icon from the handset's main menu to open it.

• Step 3: Selecting your animal to translate

  Once the app has opened touch the ‘translate from’ box. You will see a drop down menu open up. Choose from cat, dog, bird, rabbit, guinea pig, hamster, tortoise, horse, chicken, sheep, donkey, and pig.

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• Step 4: Selecting your language

  Touch the ‘translate to’ box to open English as the choice of language.

  Only English is available currently.

  Note: We are currently working on this. You will soon be able to translate to most languages including Mongolian, Hindi, Cantonese, and Pig-Latin.

• Step 5: Recording your animal

  Make sure the animal you'd like to translate is calm and at-ease. Depending on the animal in question, you may wish to stroke or pet it as you bring the handset close to its mouth. Press the "Press to listen" button to record as it woofs, meows, neighs, oinks...

• Step 6: Processing the data

  Please be patient whilst the voice recognition software checks the recorded pet sounds against the millions of stored noises in the Animal Linguistic Database. This should only take a few seconds.

• Step 7: Transcribing the translation

  Once the data has been processed you will see an English transcript translation of what your animal has said. If you wish to hear it spoken press the speaker button to hear an audio version.

  Note: It is not Google’s responsibility if you are offended or disappointed by what your chosen animal may say. Also please note, we do not guarantee stimulating conversation.

• Step 8: Rewarding your pet

  Give your pet a treat to say thank you for the conversation and provide encouragment for all the ones you'll have in the future. Good luck!
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(Herbivores and omnivores are not known for their linguistic ability. Although it has been discovered that tortoises have expansive general knowledge.)

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