En 2004, George Carlin fut élu deuxième meilleur humoriste américain de tous les temps par la chaîne Comedy Central.
En 2004, George Carlin fut élu deuxième meilleur humoriste américain de tous les temps par la chaîne Comedy Central.
A propos de la nouvelle pièce de théatre "Panique à l'Elysée" - "L'auteur de cette pièce de boulevard a imaginé un gouvernement totallement corrompu, pourri jusqu'à la moëlle... Ca se passe en période de crise, le pays est en récession, il y a des millions de chômeurs. Le 1er ministre demande au peuple de se serrer la ceinture et, à côté de ça, tous ses ministres et secrétaires d'Etat se gavent comme des porcs, sans le moindre état d'âme. Il y a un côté "Les nouveaux monstres" de Dino Risi (...)"
"Notre équipe nationale de foot est une allégorie du gouvernement: nulle, prétentieuse, hautaine et j'menfoutiste. C'est une équipe de privilégiés, ils ont un vie de rêve, et au lieu de montrer l'exemple, d'être proches des gens, humains, ils se conduisent avec un cynisme et un dédain incroyables. C'est une pièce très noire, qui fait froid dans le dos. Finalement, ce n'est pas un vaudeville: c'est une tragédie".
Chronique de France-Inter du 22 juin 2010
Internationalnews
Originally spilled at http://somacow.com
Oil Oillll…….
Your caught in big Oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance
BP…lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.
Lala we can’t hear
We got fingers in our ears
Close our eyes, dissappear
This is an oilmance
We want your money
You make us so rich
Get on your knees
Cause you are our bitch
We are BP….
Oil Oil Oil Oil……
We are BP……
We drilled and drilled
And nobody cared.
Until we spilled
Now you are all scared.
Its not that bad
OIl Oil Oil
maybe a tad
You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
You need my oil. Bad. Bad.
We take your money
Then kill all your plants
Fish and Birds, all an oily mess
No more spring break
no more fishing trips
Your plans are spoiled by our small dicks.
Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
We tried to stop it
We told a few lies
There is no ending
So don’t be surprised
The gulf is oil…
oil. oil. oil.
Engulfed in oil.
Boycott my stations
Tweet all your friends
Ill make a billion
Before this song ends
We are BP
Sneaky Sneaky ky ky
You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
(cause we own this bitch, baby!)
You need my oil Bad. Bad.
Dust off your bikes,
your old ten-speed
bike to work and you will see.
You’ll sweat your ass off
and look like a dork.
And quickly, come back to me.
Oil Oillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
We’ve tried a lot
We are trying real hard.
Give us your hair
And we’ll clean it right up.
Built a big box
That did nothing at all
Our arms are tired
Stuffin tires and balls
Why can’t we be friends.
Why can’t we be friends.
We have an oilmance – A BP Oilmance
Build some turbines,
and Harness the Sun
this disaster cannot be undone.
I’ll kill the planet
before you kill me
This is not the last you’ve seen of me.
Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance
BP…lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.
jamie32182 — 30 mai 2010 — Click the arrow for more information and lyrics.
Jamie from our Sunday show wrote the lyrics.
Lyrics written and performed by Jamie (jamie@somacow.com) of SomaCow.
http://www.somacow.com - it's a podcast, we talk about stuff :)
Download the song at - http://somacow.com/somacow-special-oi... or directly here http://somacow.com/podcast/Bee-Pee.mp3
Link to CNN story that included the song (holy moly!): http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/... - if this doesn't work, you can cnn search for Bashing
BP story by Jeanne Moos.
The Logo was made by Alex - here is a link to his art!! You rock Alex!!! http://max-doom.deviantart.com/
http://www.internationalnews.fr/article-big-oilmance-bp-song--52012517.html
Internationalnews
Rappellez vous que si la Gestapo avait les moyens de vous faire parler, les politiciens d'aujourd'hui ont les moyens de vous faire taire".
"Quand je vois un type qui a pas de quoi bouffer et qui va voter, ça me fait penser à un crocodile qui va dans une maroquinerie".
Françaises, Français, cette année, c'était très bien, l'année prochaine, ce sera pire". "Nous envisageons un
redressement dans cinq ans: quand nous serons considérés comme un pays sous-développé, les pays industrialisés nous viendront en aide". (On pense ici à la Grèce!)
"Les journalistes ne croient pas les mensonges des hommes politiques, mais ils les répètent ! C'est pire
!"
"J'entends dire de droite et de gauche: "La gauche est nulle, la droite est nulle, je vote nul!"
"Je voudrais rassurer les peuples qui meurent dans le monde : ici on mange pour vous !"
http://www.internationalnews.fr/article-coluche-sur-les-politiciens-et-les-journalistes-audio--49295302.html
Internationlnews
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, and author, who won five Grammy Awards[22] for his comedy albums.
Carlin was noted for his black
humor as well as his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5–4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's power to regulate
indecent material on the public airwaves.(from Wikipedia)
Internationalnews
Un pingouin peut-il voler ? C'est ce que prouve cette vidéo animalière. Incroyable non ?
You thought that penguins can't fly? Watch this !
Making the world's information universally accessible is a key goal for Google. Language is one of our biggest
challenges so we have targeted our efforts on removing language barriers between the species. We are excited to introduce Translate for Animals, an Android application which we hope will allow us
to better understand our animal friends. We've always been a pet-friendly company at Google, and we hope that Translate for Animals encourages greater interaction and understanding between animal
and human.
Translate for Animals is an application for Android phones that recognises and transcribes words and phrases that are common to a species, like cats for example. To develop Translate for Animals, we worked closely with many of the world's top language synthesis teams, and with leaders in the field of animal cognitive linguistics, including senior fellows at the Bodleian Library in Oxford.
On your Android phone, go to Android Market and search for "Translate for Animals" to download the app.


Once the app is installed, touch the "Translate for Animals" app icon from the handset's main menu to open it.
Once the app has opened touch the ‘translate from’ box. You will see a drop down menu open up. Choose from cat, dog, bird, rabbit, guinea pig, hamster, tortoise, horse, chicken, sheep, donkey, and pig.


Touch the ‘translate to’ box to open English as the choice of language.
Only English is available currently.
Make sure the animal you'd like to translate is calm and at-ease. Depending on the animal in question, you may wish to stroke or pet it as you bring the handset close to its mouth. Press the "Press to listen" button to record as it woofs, meows, neighs, oinks...
Please be patient whilst the voice recognition software checks the recorded pet sounds against the millions of stored noises in the Animal Linguistic Database. This should only take a few seconds.
Once the data has been processed you will see an English transcript translation of what your animal has said. If you wish to hear it spoken press the speaker button to hear an audio version.
(Herbivores and omnivores are not known for their linguistic ability. Although it has been discovered that tortoises have expansive general knowledge.)
http://www.google.co.uk
More:http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/Hoaxipedia/April_Fools_Day_-_Origin/
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